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Maybe now you’ll listen. Maybe now you’ll use your damn head. You know, you never believed in me. You were never grateful for anything I did for this family. "Oh, no. Walt. Walt, you have to stop. You have to stop this. It’s immoral. It’s illegal. Someone might get hurt." You’re always whining and complaining about how I make my money, just dragging me down. While I do everything. And now– now you tell my son what I do after I’ve told you and told you to keep your damn mouth shut. You stupid bitch. How dare you?

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michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

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