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If flowers can
teach themselves
how to bloom after
winter passes,
so can you.


true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people


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apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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Please watch it.

So disgusting.

ABOUT DAMN TIME!!! Everyone should watch this.

wow this is so upsetting

notice at the end, everyone saying they love her are all women that are also probably closeted lesbians 


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